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This article was titled: “3000 reasons why Twilight is better than Harry Potter” First of all, I only see 27 reasons. Second of all… what goes on in your boring little mind?

1-     the writing is better 
Yes, definitely. Everyone loves to read repetitive adjectives and entire chapters dedicated to how Bella chooses her shirt for the day.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented 

Apparently Kristen Stewarts’ jaw dropping ability to stare and grunt for hours on end is award winning material. So much more talented than, say, Emma Watson…

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets) 

Because every girl’s role model should be a seventeen year old that is madly in love with a pedophile. (Don’t forget: she can teach people to hold on to friendships and stuff)

4-it has a PLOT!! 

Hmmm…. my brain must have skimmed over that. Too bad a teenage wizard having to defeat the greatest Dark Wizard of all time isn’t a plot. Come on, JKR!

5-the scenes in the movies are exciting 

Yes, we all enjoy watching a pale boy and a girl with poor judgment stare at each other for multiple hours.

6- the effects are amazing 

Yeah, how did you make Edward so sparkly?

7-a story about a vampire,werewolf, and mortal beats a swinging wand boy and his enemy the beast 
Wait- who’s the beast? THIS ISN’T DISNEY, PEOPLE!

8- the actors and actresses are attached to their character and love them 

Shows how much they know.

9-the characters are not all good or all evil 

So, what you’re saying is that all the characters in Harry Potter are good/evil…?

10-the evil people are villians for a reason like the newborn army in eclipse who almost killed the whole city of seattle or the volturi (they are not evil evil they have some good in them) 

Okay, I have no idea what you are trying to say here but I think that Voldemort gave up his nose for a reason.

11-the characters in twilight are nice and have a great personality and they are hot and cool too (they are lovable for that) 

Wow! They’re hot and cool at the same time?

12-the cover of the books are drawn beautifully 

And while we’re all stuck here with covers featuring ACTUAL scenes from the book, you can have fun with your apple.

13-the posters of the movie looks verrrry cool 

And….ditto.

14- creative and great ideas of the vampire form 

I don’t get it. They look the same… but I’m sure they pale in comparison to the Harry Potter characters… ;)

15- you can make your own stories out of the chapters of twilight 
(you can make stories out of harry potter too but twilight turns out better than harry potter) 

Are you talking about fanfictions? Well, then I’m afraid that the WORLD DOESN’T CARE ABOUT WHO BELLA ENDS UP WITH.

16- the phrase twi-hard is cool 

Okay, I have  to give points there… Potterhead isn’t as cool sounding. Or hot. Or lukewarm. Whatever.

17-the mashup name renesmee is so creative 

…I have no comment  for this as I don’t have the slightest idea of what you are talking about.

18- Meyer made the werewolves and vampire unite even though they are enemies to each other 

How do you be enemies to each other?

19-the book is an international bestseller and an award winning book too (chosen by book critiques) 
Oh yes, I’m sorry Harry Potter is no ‘bestseller’.

20-there are lessons you can learn from twilight (the thing u can learn from harry potter is how to do a spell on your friend so he can help u) 
Really? What ‘lessons’ do you speak of? Oh, right- ‘How to chase after a Man’ is such a valuable lesson compared to, say, loyalty, friendship, and wisdom…

 
21-the emotions are deep in twilight and is a wide imaginative world (unlike wand boy) 

Wide, imaginative world? All I see is Eating Utensils, Washington. (Forks, Spoons, who knows?) While Wand Boy, as you so eloquently suggested, is not imaginative, nor emotionally complex.

22- she replaces small simple words to long big words for people to be more educated not use simple words everyone can understand 
Avada kedavara, filthy mudblood.

23-twilight has a theme of a magical and imaginative world 

Twilight- because wizards are in no way magical.

24- twilight is read by a massive audience 

And that’s why the world has Twilight Theme Parks and a million dollar franchise.

25-the fight scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and you feel the fight by someway 
Oh yes, much better that a teenage boy and a noseless man pointing sticks at each other and sprouting gibberish.

26-the twilight quotes are really nice written and you feel the creativity in them 

“If you want to know what a man is like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals”

“The truth…it is a beautiful and terrible thing, and therefore must be treated with great caution”

VS.

“Don't be self-conscious, if I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it.” 

Sooooo ‘nice written’

27-Meyer left clues for you to know the identity of each and every character 

Bella’s the stupid one, Edward’s the pale one, and Jacob is the buff one.