Tuesday, March 18, 2014

ON MIDDLE SCHOOL DRAMA


This one isn't a video yet...
YET

AHHH
I hate middle school!

It's full of people who act like kids, look like teenagers, but want to be treated like adults.
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While elementary school is for emotional preparedness and high school is for, well, the rest of your life, middle school is just a buffer zone where they stick kids in order to keep them somewhere for eight hours a day.

TYPES OF KIDS AT MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH HARRY POTTER

THE GRYFFINDORS: The 'jocks'. Those groups of guys that act all swag and stuff and everyone hates them but they have nice faces so nobody hates them... except- the Ravenclaws. (Oh yeah, and the Slytherins, but they hate everybody)

THE RAVENCLAWS: The 'nerds'. They don't really involve with anyone outside their groups but are tolerated by everyone. Teacher's pets. Or, teachers hate them because they're exceptionally annoying and know everything already. Not to shabby.

THE HUFFLEPUFFS: The 'sixth graders'. They look more like elementary schoolers than anything else. Also- very fragile and whiny, usually rather smart. Can count on them though, especially if you're older than them.

THE SLYTHERINS: The 'Gangsters'. Those people who act all cool and stuff and throw parties and have fights. They don't know where they're going. They rotating their lives around an inclined plane.

DIVERGENT: Oh wait, that's not from Harry Potter... eh, I have no qualms in combining fandoms.

DIVERGENT: Those people who intermingle with all the groups, and have a couple of friends in each group. They usually don't get along with the Gryffindors, though.

SO, comment you're status in Post- Dystopian Hogwarts swiftly!

Message: Shut the eff up about your middle school problems. Nobody wants to hear it.

Which is why this is more about the types of people, rather than the actual drama stuff.

The End

The Difference Between Racism and Stereotyping


The title is pretty much self explanatory.

*On a more interesting note, I was wearing a unicorn shirt while making this video.*

You know what I hate? When someone mentions a color and this idiot who wants to act all smart goes:

RACIST!!!

THAT'S NOT RACIST.
THAT'S NOT EVEN STEREOTYPING.
THAT'S JUST RETARDED.
YOU NEED TO SHUT UP.

You want to know who's racist? ADOLF FREAKING HITLER WAS RACIST.
He was anti Semitic.

(On another interesting note, the SAT was originally created as an aptitude test to flush out Jewish people from Ivy League schools because they only wanted naturally smart people and not hard workers like Jews)

THAT'S RACIST.

Stereotyping, on the other hand, is taking a trait of the majority of people of a certain ethnicity and classifying everyone of that ethnicity under that trait.

Like: Asians are smart.
Yes, most Asians are smart. That's stereotyping. However, if someone said 'All Asians are devils and should be killed' they would be racist.

LIST OF COMMON STEREOTYPES

- Asians are smart
-Asians are racist
-Asians are bad drivers
-Black people are gangsters
-Black people always carry around guns
-Black People have scary names
-Hispanics all have extremely long names
-Hispanics eat tacos and burritos for every meal of the day
-Hispanics are all illegal immigrants
-White people love Starbucks
-White people are spoiled
-White people are rich

Yeah.... that's world suck right there.

Oh, for more funny videos about stereotypes go to youtube and look at the FungBros, Kevjumba, and/or Geekslayer.

ALSO:
For that one kid who yells RACIST when someone asks for a purple colored pencil:

WHAT THE HECK IS PURPLE?
The child of a Native American and a Smurf?
......

Message:

Black, White, Brown.... they're all just describing words.
Just... don't be racist, and please don't be that annoying kid who thinks that they're funny.


THE ASIAN B BALLER


Okay, so this is from one of my videos.

It was originally called 'The Indian B Baller,' but I lumped all together.

Um, yeah.
So a couple of weeks ago I was in gym.

(I'm too nerdy for gym, but it's required... so yeah.)

We had to play basketball. (At this point in the video I showed everyone how bad my aim was using a pair of headphones and a crumpled up sheet of paper.) The point is, my aim is really bad. 

We had to do a warm - up where we dribbled to the end of the court, had three shots at a layup, then dribbled back. So, I figured I would dribble, completely be rotated around an inclined plane for the layup, and dribble back. 

So I did. 

And then my stupid shoe, which is half a size to big, came off. 
And I fell on my face...

Then, I knew I was going to mess up the layup so I didn't even try.
AND I GOT IT IN!!!

My FIRST layup ever.
Like A Boss.

So... the coach was like 'OH, SHE MADE IT! SHE ACTUALLY MADE IT!' you know, because he figured, if this kid can't even dribble, how can she make a layup?

And I was a bit insulted, but then I realized, I didn't even think I could make a layup!

So, yeah... message:

'Believe that you can do something, and if you can't, watch someone do it and then copy them exactly'

The End.

Introduction: What the Heck is this Blog About?



Ahhhh.... good question.

Does it really matter? 
Oh wait- It does.

AND, I'm not trying to sound cool or anything, but I don't want to do this. I don't want to slave away at a blog every week if nobody is going to read it. Heck, I'd rather spend my time reading Harry Potter or watching Sherlock. 

BUT the primary purpose of me doing this is about leaving behind something for me. One day, when I'm old and senile, I'm going to go to an antique store with WiFi and search this blog up and laugh over all the stupid things that happened to me. In fact, I'd probably laugh so hard I'd kneel over and die. So maybe that's a bad idea. 

NO, seriously. I use the term 'nerd' lightly. I don't like to study, I'm not extremely smart. But there is one thing that classify all nerds.

NERDS LIKE TO KNOW THINGS.

Nerds like to demonstrate our integral smartness. Everything else is just a side effect- the studying, the Dr. Who/ Sherlock watching, the John/Hank Green loving... it's all just a side effect of wanting to know things. I'm a 'supposed' nerd because people call me nerd... but I like to know things... I just don't have integral smartness.

SURE, I'm smart, but where I go to school, smart doesn't cut it.

I also happen to be extremely lazy.
Give me a math assignment on something really boring, and it will take hours prodding to get me to do it.
However, leave me in a room with a AP World History textbook, and I will have it nearly memorized in an hour or so.

PS: Both of those examples are true.

...Yeah...

Well, basically I'm just going to put stupid stuff that happens to me, basically my videos in print because you can't see my videos because my parents... well... are parents

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