Tuesday, March 18, 2014

ON MIDDLE SCHOOL DRAMA


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AHHH
I hate middle school!

It's full of people who act like kids, look like teenagers, but want to be treated like adults.
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While elementary school is for emotional preparedness and high school is for, well, the rest of your life, middle school is just a buffer zone where they stick kids in order to keep them somewhere for eight hours a day.

TYPES OF KIDS AT MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH HARRY POTTER

THE GRYFFINDORS: The 'jocks'. Those groups of guys that act all swag and stuff and everyone hates them but they have nice faces so nobody hates them... except- the Ravenclaws. (Oh yeah, and the Slytherins, but they hate everybody)

THE RAVENCLAWS: The 'nerds'. They don't really involve with anyone outside their groups but are tolerated by everyone. Teacher's pets. Or, teachers hate them because they're exceptionally annoying and know everything already. Not to shabby.

THE HUFFLEPUFFS: The 'sixth graders'. They look more like elementary schoolers than anything else. Also- very fragile and whiny, usually rather smart. Can count on them though, especially if you're older than them.

THE SLYTHERINS: The 'Gangsters'. Those people who act all cool and stuff and throw parties and have fights. They don't know where they're going. They rotating their lives around an inclined plane.

DIVERGENT: Oh wait, that's not from Harry Potter... eh, I have no qualms in combining fandoms.

DIVERGENT: Those people who intermingle with all the groups, and have a couple of friends in each group. They usually don't get along with the Gryffindors, though.

SO, comment you're status in Post- Dystopian Hogwarts swiftly!

Message: Shut the eff up about your middle school problems. Nobody wants to hear it.

Which is why this is more about the types of people, rather than the actual drama stuff.

The End

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